“The West Coast Delay”: Memorable lines
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
As a follow-up to yesterday’s recap, here are some memorable lines from Studio 60’s fourth episode, “The West Coast Delay.”
Ricky: Ninety seconds. That’s what he’s asked for. Ninety seconds of material from the writer’s room. Was the request patronizing and a veiled insult? I think so.
Ron: I don’t think the insult was that veiled.
Ricky: Me neither. But not being able to contribute 90 seconds to a 90-minute telecast is a good way to demonstrate that we’re people who should be insulted.
Ricky: If we’re going to do a sketch calling the president of this network a drunken sex addict, I’m not going to be the one to write it.
Writer: It’s self-deprecating!
Ron: Self-deprecating would be if we were drunken sex addicts.
Ricky: (reading from Hal’s computer) “At schools today, all the kids are diagnosed with stuff like dyslexia, hyperlexia, ADD, ADHD. In my day, you were just stupid. ‘What’s wrong with my son? Oh, him? He’s stupid.’ Next! America’s the most overweight nation in the world. We’ve got so much food here, we drop it on people along with bombs. If you really wanna mess with somebody’s head, drop a cruise missile and a couple of tons of Hot Pockets on their ass.”
Harriet: I want you to tell me that you have no intention of trying to win me back.
Matt: Well, we have a problem there.
Harriet: Yes, I know. You’re a northeastern Jewish liberal atheist and I’m a Southern Baptist who believes that you’re going to burn in hell.
Matt: Two problems.
Harriet: So, we have closure.
Matt: Yes.
Harriet: We are closed.
Matt: You feel alright about it?
Harriet: I’d feel better if you appeared even a little ambivalent.
Matt: I’m extremely ambivalent. What I’m exhibiting are leadership skills.
Harriet: Well done.
Harriet: That’s his phone number?
Matt: What did you think it was?
Harriet: I just thought it was his uniform number. You know, they sign their name, and then write the number.
Matt: Yeah, they do do that. You thought his uniform number was 3,106,786,5– He was asking you out!
Matt: You gave me a used cocktail napkin, basically.
Harriet: I didn’t give it to you on purpose!
Matt: You put a ribbon on it, knocked on my door, and handed it to me.
Matt: He’s a pitcher! You know what his job is when he comes to the plate? Stick out his bat and hope for the off-chance that the ball will accidentally hit it on its way to the catcher’s mitt.
Harriet: Are we done?
Matt: I’m certain we’re not!



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